Hmmm Update

Oops, didn't update for the last sessions, I don't remember it well besides that the whole group got back together, another PC fighter joined the party, and that we kept heading north.

Oh and... Elsa (Our wizard) Got de-footed by Bellanova's new vorpal sword... OF DOOM!

In character shes devastated, in RL shes just annoyed that she managed to do it, it's a mistake... and our DM. whoo hoo... Stop giving us disabling injurys when we don't have a 9'th level cleric to regenerate them.

/grin

This session was... strange, and it felt a bit longer then normal, it might be that we started almost on time, and that we kept going for a bit after we slept... more on the sleeping part too.

Heh.

We returned to the party this session heading foward form the river of painful death... (Of such I didn't quite remember, but to sum it up, Bella is now undead, and Lumpkis is now a Satyre, whoo... that and we have a giant white ape with the party named Sheeva, who saved me.)

We headed on, Lumpkis at the head, his vision picked up a female... and I said my vision followed him... in reality that'd be happening I guess, and... CUE TREE OF DEATH.

With nypmth type creature next to it... who said she loved me and the mean man over there wants to hurt her, and that I need to stop him...

I failed my non-existant check! Why does Constitoution factor into that? kinda glad it wasn't INT or WIS... or the Dreaded dumpstat CHA. (13, 10, and 9 respectively. I need to see if theres any boons I get with a 13 INT as I am no caster.)

And the DM kept saying that hes after "Your woman." and... yeah, I ended up roleplaying it. "GET AWAY FORM MY WOMEN KNAVE!"
(Stab, 5 damage, it was mostly a win-win for the party that I didn't have say... my specilised weapon, other wise it'd be painful for mr, lumpkis.)

There was a bit about a talk about the female characters, seeing a dude over there. heh.

So we traded blows, second round the tree enlarged me, and the cleric ended up healing me as she had no idea what was going on, infact no one did.

Several crys of "DIE KNAVE!" and the like form me as I tried to stab him at 10ft tall, with a STR of 19... hmmm +7 damage.

The round after the tree gave me a fire enchantment on my weapon... I missed, I ended up getting hualed about and grappled by the Ape, Cleriance stabbed me twice in the buns, and I K.O.'d.

I was glad I was K.O.'d other wise I might have killed the dwarf... satyr... thing.

Stabbity.

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The dwarf got thrown... wait Satyr, what ever, was thrown into the tree, of such tried to eat him, when he was inside the mouth. (Not quite all the way) He taunted Lillie, Elsa's intillegiant staff... Ker zap, 10d6 lighting damage... by my dice, did 16 due to save, other wise he'd have been very... VERY dead.

We got him out of the tree, we got healed up, and we headed out.

It got to be 6, we kept going until 8 in game. we found a cave and camped.

...

Bella took first watch with her undieing and perfect vision in the dark now that she was... dead, whoo?

And my watch was next, I got up, stoked the fire, and... she was still up, outside, but the cat she had with her for the last no idea how long came in, turned into a ... seesh Female of (Made a Con save to see if you can rip your gaze form her boobs.) Seesh, I am not that kind of person in realife, and I'd expect my character to have displine. ... I rejected her then she transformed again into a bat monster and SUCKED MAH BLOOD!

... Bella came in hearing my yelp and got crumpled by the vampire of dooooooom, then she got Elsa... who crawled to me and sucked my blood out of my leg... whoo... and then I was blood less I crumpled and K.O.

I woke up with a start, checked for bite marks.
looked over at Sheeva that then had Fangs too...

Wake up AGAIN...

And wake up every one ELSE.
... checked for bite marks again.

Took my watch for real this time, freaken dreams.
How ever I told the DM I was looking at the other party memebers for fangs, espeiccally lumpkis. :P


... We headed out, got to the meatwall of the Evil druid... whoo.

Yeah, Wall of the bodys of adventurers, thats a good sign, how ever when I asked "Do they have any gear?" I was greeted by a "Why arn't you a rouge?" Type things. heh.

Well I needed a new bastard sword, and then it ended there, as how it goes with this party, it'd another 3 hours of game play if we did this place wrong.